He manaʻo maikaʻi loa ia no ka mea nona ka hale ʻaina e waiho i kāna wahine ma hope o ke keʻena. Hele mai ka poe kuai. ʻAe, ua koi mau ka wahine nymphomaniac i ka nānā ʻana, akā i kēia manawa ua maikaʻi ia no ka ʻoihana. ʻO kāna mau hiʻohiʻona ma ka ʻoihana mau, kūʻai ʻia ke kofe a me ka waiʻona, a loaʻa i kāna mau mea maʻamau. Hiki i ka barista ke kaulana inā ʻaʻole manaʻo kāna kāne.
He aha ka ʻāʻī hohonu? He mānoanoa ka pōleʻa o ka negero a hiki i ka ʻāpana o nā lehelehe paʻakikī ke komo i ke poʻo. No laila ua maopopo ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hele i lalo o kona ʻāʻī, aia i ka hohonu o kona waha he manamana lima o kona lima!