Laki no ke kanaka - i kēia manawa ua hele ʻo ia mai kahi wanker i kahi lio. ʻO ia, ma ke ʻano he wahine, mahalo ʻo ia i kona hanohano, a ma ke ʻano he uʻi, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pale aku i ka hoʻowalewale e lawe i kāna pepa i loko o kona waha. I kēia manawa, e hahau ana ʻo ia i kona mama i kēlā me kēia lā, a e lawe ana ʻo ia i kāna ʻū ma kona papalina. Hauʻoli lā!
Ma kēia hihia, ʻoiaʻiʻo ka ʻōlelo - makemake ʻoe e hele i kahi kaʻa e like me ka uku no kāu huakaʻi. A ʻaʻole ia e pili ana i ke kālā, no ka mea ʻaʻole makemake nā hitchhikers e uku kālā - pono, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i uku. Ua hoʻohui ka mea hoʻokele i ka ʻoihana me ka leʻaleʻa: ua loaʻa iā ia kahi hui no ke alanui, a i ka hana ʻana pēlā, ua hoʻolei ʻo ia i kona ʻeha. ʻOiai, no ka poʻe i nānā iā ia a hiki i ka hopena, ʻike maopopo ʻia ua hoʻopunipuni wale ke kaikamahine. Malia paha e aʻo ʻo ia iā ia e uku no nā lawelawe āna e hoʻohana ai, ma mua o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e loaʻa nā uku manuahi ma nā wahi āpau!