ʻO ka moa momona nani, ʻaʻole hiki i kāna kāne ke mālama hou iā ia. A ʻaʻohe ona hoihoi nui iā ia! ʻAʻole pono ke ʻano o ke kino e kū wale me ka ʻole! Pono ʻo ia e hoʻomaikaʻi i kāna keiki - loaʻa i ka wahine nā mea āpau e pono ai ma ka home a ʻaʻole loa e ʻimi i kahi mea aloha ma ka ʻaoʻao. ʻO nā mea a pau, ua like nā mea a pau i loko o kaʻohana Swedish maʻamau, hauʻoli nā mea a pau! I koʻu manaʻo, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hui pū ʻana i kāna wahine me kāna keiki ma mua o ka hele ʻana me kekahi kāne ʻē.
ʻAʻole ʻo ka wahine puʻupaʻa wale nō, he hoki momona kona. Hiki iaʻu ke hoʻomaopopo loa i ke kumu i hoihoi nui ai ke kāne i ka hoʻokomo ʻana iā ia i loko o ka anus! Pehea e pale aku ai i ka hoʻowalewale ʻana e hoʻokuʻu i kahi hoki momona. Akā ʻike ʻole ʻia nā umauma nani, e hana maoli wau i kāna dick ma waena o lākou.
Ma keʻano laulā, maopopo iaʻu ke kāne - maikaʻi loa nā wahine e hoʻopuka i ka lolo, i kekahi manawa makemake wau e loaʻa i kahi hoaaloha paʻakikī e hoʻopaʻa! ʻO ka mea hoihoi loa, makemake ʻo ia i kāna hoaaloha a manaʻo ʻo ia i kekahi manawa no ka hoʻololi ʻana i ka pilina e hoʻohana i kēlā pāʻani pāʻani!
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