He mea hoʻowalewale maikaʻi, inā ʻoe e wili i kēlā ʻano pale pale ma ka puka o ka hale hoʻokamakama, ʻaʻohe hapa o nā mea kūʻai aku. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu ka lede iā ia iho, akā hōʻike wale i kona kino a me kona ʻano. Ma ke ala, he ʻehā wale nō ke kino, akā maikaʻi ka ʻōpū!
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
Ua hala loa kekahi kanaka i kona haku wahine a ua hoowahawaha oia ia ia a hiki i ka puka ana mai o ka cum ana i ninini ai ma ka u o kana ipo.