He aha ka mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ke kaikamahine i kahi wikiō makua? Pololei kēnā! ʻElua mau kaikamahine slender wale nō.
ʻAʻole no ka poʻe aloha i nā ʻano puffy ka wikiō, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o nā mea hana keaka.
Koho ka mea paʻi kiʻi i nā kiʻi hoihoi loa no ka mea nānā.
Ma ka laulā, hāʻawi wau i kahi māka kiʻekiʻe "
ʻO kahi ʻōniʻoniʻo wai āu i loaʻa ai ma laila. Ke noʻonoʻo nei i ka ʻōpala a ka negro, ʻaʻole wau e kahaha no ke aha i makemake ai nā wahine keʻokeʻo i kēlā ʻano kāne. Inā ʻaʻole no ka stigma kaiapili ma ko mākou ʻāina, hele ka hapa nui o nā wahine i ʻApelika a ʻimi i mau hoa.
ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻike ka majorette pehea e ʻoluʻolu hou ai i kāna puʻu - ua loaʻa iā ia kēia a ua loaʻa iā ia kēlā. I kēia manawa ke hele nei ʻo ia i ke kalaiwa. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo i kekahi mea nona, no laila hoʻohana ʻo ia iā ia ma ke ʻano he phallus manuahi. Akā, ua hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻo ia i kāna puʻupuʻu e hoʻokō i ka ʻāpana āna i manaʻo ai nona. E lilo kona waha me he pupule e iho i lalo!
A hiki i ka hopena, ʻaʻole maopopo, he mea hoʻohenehene paha, he thriller a i ʻole he kiʻi ponoʻī Kepani wale nō, me kahi hero weirdo. Akā, he mea hoihoi ke nānā. Pīhoihoi loa i nā ū nui o kahi malihini, manaʻo wau ʻaʻole i loaʻa i nā Kepani kēia mau mea.