He ʻano holomua ke kumu - ʻo ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana i nā haumāna e hoʻokama i mua ona a ʻoluʻolu ka hāʻawi ʻana i kāna ʻōlelo aʻo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hilahila ka haumāna i ka wā mua, akā ua hala koke. ʻO wau hoʻi, manaʻo mākou pono mākou i nā haʻawina pili lima, a laila kūpono a palekana. A ʻo ke kāne hoʻi i ka ʻūhā o ke kumu - ʻoiai, pono nā haumāna e mahalo iā ia no ke aʻo ʻana iā lākou.
Lede momona, akā kūpono naʻe no ka pepa. Ma ke ala ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻapaʻa maoli ke kanaka ʻōpio iā ia, ua kau ʻo ia i ka condom ma luna o kahi uʻi palupalu loa! Ma hope wale nō ʻo ia i ʻono ai. Akā naʻe, he mau manawa wale nō ka hāʻule ʻana o kāna ʻiʻo mai loko aʻe o kona ʻōpū, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i maʻa i kēlā ʻano puʻupuʻu ākea! Ua hoʻopaʻa wale paha ʻo ia i nā wahine ʻōpio me nā puʻupuʻu haiki ma mua.
ʻAe, maikaʻi ʻoe, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi iā ia me ka makemake ʻole a makemake ʻoe a makemake ʻole ʻo ia?